So, the very last destination of over sojourn to the Southern Hemisphere is a 24 hour layover in Singapore, including the indulgence of staying in Raffles. We land at seven in the evening and pass through a Customs blazoned with warnings that drug dealers are executed here. I am dosed up on enough decongestant and paracetamol to fell an elephant but thankfully no-one is banging me up for carrying Strepsils into the country. The airport is filled with orchids. We find a driver waiting for us - I've always wanted to have my name on one of those little bits of paper held up by limo drivers at airports - and in air-conditioned comfort we are whisked to the hotel along freeways lined with exotic trees. I have never been to a place with such high humidity - Singapore is one of the rainiest places in the world and regularly has 100% humidity in the morning, dropping to a mere 60% by early evening.
There is nothing more sublimely luxurious in the world then showering off the coated grime of air travel in a glass and marble bathroom, slipping into a fluffy white towelling robe and slippers and calling room service for gourmet titbits to eat while staring across the opal splendour of downtown Singapore twinkling in the black of a tropical evening. A full moon floated serene above the light-spangled, high-rise cityscape. I was more than aware that I am stupendously lucky to get to make this trip, and mean to enjoy it to the full as I may never get to go again.

The next day, despite coughing up what looked like solidified pea soup, I decide that the warm, damp air will be good for the lungs and set out to conquer the MRT in the middle of a downpour. As the rain is warm, unlike get rained on here, it's like strolling through the rinse cycle on the dishwasher. Even when the rain stops there's still such moisture in the air that your clothes remain damp, as you both sweat in the heat and soak up the humidity. I soon realise that wearing an ankle length dress means I'm also wicking up all the free water sitting on the pavements. I may develop trench-foot by the end of the day.



There is nothing more sublimely luxurious in the world then showering off the coated grime of air travel in a glass and marble bathroom, slipping into a fluffy white towelling robe and slippers and calling room service for gourmet titbits to eat while staring across the opal splendour of downtown Singapore twinkling in the black of a tropical evening. A full moon floated serene above the light-spangled, high-rise cityscape. I was more than aware that I am stupendously lucky to get to make this trip, and mean to enjoy it to the full as I may never get to go again.

The next day, despite coughing up what looked like solidified pea soup, I decide that the warm, damp air will be good for the lungs and set out to conquer the MRT in the middle of a downpour. As the rain is warm, unlike get rained on here, it's like strolling through the rinse cycle on the dishwasher. Even when the rain stops there's still such moisture in the air that your clothes remain damp, as you both sweat in the heat and soak up the humidity. I soon realise that wearing an ankle length dress means I'm also wicking up all the free water sitting on the pavements. I may develop trench-foot by the end of the day.

Like the MTR in Hong Kong, the MRT in Singapore was built all in one hit in the late 80's and is the second oldest metro system in South Asia after Manila. There's a total of 64 stations, not that I'm going to attempt to cover them all in the day that we have, but I can certainly collect a few. We buy SMRT cards, a pre-paid system like Oyster, which deducts a fare calculated on how far you've travelled each journey. We'll have wasted the non-refundable deposit on the card as it's not really meant for a tourist on a day's jaunting, but is a quicker option than buying single fares each trip, plus the cards are valid for 7 years so I have until 2014 to pop back and clean up the remaining stations. City Hall is just round the corner from the hotel, so from there we travel to Dhoby Ghaut


There's a uniformity to the stations, not only do they all look the same, but they all look just like Hong Kong - smooth, low-ceilinged marble rectangular spaces. We nip outside briefly, to fulfill the rules of passing through the ticket barrier, before changing lines to Orchard Station.



Currently this is the closest station to the Botanical Gardens, which have been strongly recommended as a thing to do if you only have a short time in the city.
We walk the rest of the way, about 2km, as the Botanical Gardens MRT station isn't due to open until 2010. It's slow going as not used to the weather, but walking a city is the best way to actually get a feel for the place. We muse along window shopping, looking at the buildings and generally soaking it all up, just as clothes are soaking up the damp. The mass of growing things that I am used to seeing only in doctor's surgeries is astounding. The sheer volume of green matter, all rejoicing in the warmth and water and growing with damn near visible vigor is just exhilarating.

Still the flowers are pretty...
Slightly sodden, we take a cab to Clarke Quay, which is supposed to be a funky downtown hotspot of fun, but I guess that's in the evening, because it's lunchtime and the places is deserted. It is funky though - huge parasols cover the space over the street, there are enormous bizarre air-conditioning ducts, and street level fountains to play in - I figure I can't actually get much damper so splash about in them.


From Clarke Quay we take the tube to Chinatown for serious tourist tat shopping, lunch and a visit to Singapore's oldest Hindu temple. The temple sells you a dispensation to use a camcorder or a camera; clever way to raise funds out of the hordes of tourists glued to their technology. All the fantastical carvings have been bleached out by the sun, and have the patina of old travel agency posters left too long in the window. Gods and goddess the colour of sugared almonds...



B is having back trouble, so after lunch he heads back to the hotel for a bit of a lie down before the flight, while I finish blowing my money on trinkets and clothes made for the tourist trade - hell, I'm not returning home without one cheong sam. Back on the MRT I travel one stop further than City Hall to Raffles Place hoping that might be near to the eponymous hotel. Emerging, I see nothing remotely familiar (hardly surprising since I've been here about 17 hours) so bother a local for the pictorial evidence of the journey before playing it safe and heading back to City Hall again.
Mural in Chinatown station:


On the platform the cutest little schoolgirl takes a picture for me. I should have got a picture of her in her uniform.
Back at the hotel I book myself into the spa for a massage. Am fed the most wonderous ginger tea for my cold and pumelled Balinese style. Bliss...
...all to be ruined, of course, by 13 hours on a plane to arrive back home gritty-eyed, sick and dislocated...and that's it; all over, time to go back to work...but I really was there, riding the tube across South East Asia...
We walk the rest of the way, about 2km, as the Botanical Gardens MRT station isn't due to open until 2010. It's slow going as not used to the weather, but walking a city is the best way to actually get a feel for the place. We muse along window shopping, looking at the buildings and generally soaking it all up, just as clothes are soaking up the damp. The mass of growing things that I am used to seeing only in doctor's surgeries is astounding. The sheer volume of green matter, all rejoicing in the warmth and water and growing with damn near visible vigor is just exhilarating.

Still the flowers are pretty...
( orchid porn )
Slightly sodden, we take a cab to Clarke Quay, which is supposed to be a funky downtown hotspot of fun, but I guess that's in the evening, because it's lunchtime and the places is deserted. It is funky though - huge parasols cover the space over the street, there are enormous bizarre air-conditioning ducts, and street level fountains to play in - I figure I can't actually get much damper so splash about in them.

The bridge has been decorated for the Autumn festival with figures and scuptures in silk stretched across frames ...everything's wired up, so by night it must be illuminated...

From Clarke Quay we take the tube to Chinatown for serious tourist tat shopping, lunch and a visit to Singapore's oldest Hindu temple. The temple sells you a dispensation to use a camcorder or a camera; clever way to raise funds out of the hordes of tourists glued to their technology. All the fantastical carvings have been bleached out by the sun, and have the patina of old travel agency posters left too long in the window. Gods and goddess the colour of sugared almonds...




B is having back trouble, so after lunch he heads back to the hotel for a bit of a lie down before the flight, while I finish blowing my money on trinkets and clothes made for the tourist trade - hell, I'm not returning home without one cheong sam. Back on the MRT I travel one stop further than City Hall to Raffles Place hoping that might be near to the eponymous hotel. Emerging, I see nothing remotely familiar (hardly surprising since I've been here about 17 hours) so bother a local for the pictorial evidence of the journey before playing it safe and heading back to City Hall again.
Mural in Chinatown station:


On the platform the cutest little schoolgirl takes a picture for me. I should have got a picture of her in her uniform.
Back at the hotel I book myself into the spa for a massage. Am fed the most wonderous ginger tea for my cold and pumelled Balinese style. Bliss...
...all to be ruined, of course, by 13 hours on a plane to arrive back home gritty-eyed, sick and dislocated...and that's it; all over, time to go back to work...but I really was there, riding the tube across South East Asia...

