| Tubewhore ( @ 2008-04-09 21:40:00 |
Underpants on the ouside
To file under 'Things you Don't See Everyday'

To file under 'Things you Don't See Everyday'

Getting on the train at KX...
As we get on, I notice that the carriage reeks of alcohol being metabolised. As it was late afternoon on a Sunday, obviously the partying had been going on for some time for some fellow passengers. Guy in white shirt standing up - by what force of will power I have no idea as he was hammered - was chatting incoherently at the Flash. Bloke in blue scrubs was Flash's mate acting as translator/mediation. Have no idea of the vaguely piratical girl next to him was part of the gang, or just dressed that way by preference.
After the very drunk guy reeled off on his merry way, Flash got back to the purpose of wandering the tube network in sculpted foam musculature: chatting up girls. Clearly using his powers for evil, he tried sparking up a conversation with a pair of giggly, trendy chicks in tight jeans, expressing surprise at the drunk stealing his thunder a bit on the 'making an exhibition of oneself' front.
"I thought I'd be the weirdest thing on the train" he announced chirpily. To which the only possible response was for me to state loudly, "I'll fight you for that title".
But I was not a giggly blonde in tight jeans and so not on his radar, so comment went unnoticed. 'Weird' is not something you can take back to the hire shop in the morning.
After the very drunk guy reeled off on his merry way, Flash got back to the purpose of wandering the tube network in sculpted foam musculature: chatting up girls. Clearly using his powers for evil, he tried sparking up a conversation with a pair of giggly, trendy chicks in tight jeans, expressing surprise at the drunk stealing his thunder a bit on the 'making an exhibition of oneself' front.
"I thought I'd be the weirdest thing on the train" he announced chirpily. To which the only possible response was for me to state loudly, "I'll fight you for that title".
But I was not a giggly blonde in tight jeans and so not on his radar, so comment went unnoticed. 'Weird' is not something you can take back to the hire shop in the morning.